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    EP 210 – Hot Doctor

    Posted on: April 16, 2014 0 Comments

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    This week James shares a comedy of errors that starts with a secret rash and ends with unintentional adulterous texts.

    We also talk about:

    • Jenna is a face stamper
    • “I have something to say”
    • John’s anniversary
    • See Rock City
    • Ruby Falls
    • The Frontiersman Camping Fellowship
    • Patreon supporters have brought back the recap-song
    • Derek points out how entertaining teenagers can be
    • Elizabeth weakens our knees with a bloody injury story
    • Bonus: My son’s bedtime prayer

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    EP 209 – Speedo Gun

    Posted on: April 11, 2014 0 Comments

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    This week James and John Wilkerson of TheWiredHomeschool.com and ChallengingCosmos.com share updates and your funny life stories. stuff like:

    • John’s podcasts
    • James’ homeschool experience
    • James’ standing desk
    • J’s prayers
    • Jenna working the toothfairy
    • How to sit
    • Faster Than Light (FTL)
    • A guy on the corner with a hairdryer
    • James’ belfie facebook profile pic
    • The dog that doesn’t know his own name
    • Burping
    • Caroline says she’s thankful
    • Celiton apologizes for his perfect English
    • Keith’s blind brother pretends to be dead
    • Miriam’s kitchen floor has a dead person’s outline
    • First Time Mom pop’s a squat on the floor at Home Depot
    • Zeke gets his head stuck in his bed boards

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    EP 208 – Greyhound Hipster

    Posted on: April 2, 2014 0 Comments

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    This week we’re back to doing what we do: Sharing funny stories and talking about:

    • April Fools Jokes
    • J trying out his sense of humor
    • The Stupid Dog
    • Church Junk
    • Hospital Visits & Blood Bags
    • Prankdialing a friend
    • Patreon.com
    • LIVE Shows every Tues. at 9:30pm
    • Belfies
    • Embarrassing dads
    • Alien encounters
    • Crazy pregnant ladies
    • Teens buying a shark balloon
    • Tricking older brothers into getting ready in the middle of the night.
    • and that’s it. What? Not enough? Send in your story then!

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    • Support NLCast through our Patreon Page - If we make it to $50 per show before next show James will post his own “belvie” on his as his Facebook profile pic for seven days.
    • PrankDial.com
    • We’re on Stitcher

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    EP 207 – 151 Weeks Later

    Posted on: March 26, 2014 0 Comments

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    Hello Podcast People! What’s been going on? Sorry, we were in a coma for 151 73 weeks… where is everybody? Wait… there’s a former listener shambling his way over now. Hello! No hugging please. Why are you trying to bite me?! No! NO! AHHHHHHH!!!!

    So the bad news, James is a zombie now. The good news? After 151 weeks Nobody’s Listening is back!! In episode 207 we’re talking about this stuff:

    • It’s been a long time since our last show in October 2012.
    • James and John talk about some highlights from their lives that have happened in the past year and a half. James broke his toe. John started watching Doctor Who.
    • James talks about why the podcast ended, the danger of switching urinals too quickly and about having one Facebook friend in common with a lady’s butt.
    • John tells us what it’s like to be in line for coffee behind an old woman with no pants.
    • We talk a bit about Patreon.com and how listeners can be rewarded for supporting the show. Check it out!
    • Then it’s your stories: Catie puts a staple through her thumbnail. Bri’s sister won’t stop calling out during a school play. Keith forgets he’s riding a bike without a seat. Janusz things someone wrote ‘anus’ on his water bottle. Owen blowguns a pin into his babysitter’s neck (yeah right). Then Rohit hangs out with his “mom’s brother”.

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    In October of 2012 Nobody’s Listening pulled the plug suddenly and without warning. This was due to me, James, not being able to handle my own life (much less a podcast) due to Major Depressive Disorder (which you can read about here). Quitting the show and abandoning the amazing community that the show generated was never something I wanted to do but I didn’t just quit podcasting, I quit everything except my marriage and my kids (Again, you can read about my junk here, and hear about it at Made My Day podcast). I couldn’t even get up the energy (or the guts) to tell anyone what was happening and why (though I eventually did). I’m so very sorry.

    Now I have some good news.

    Nobody’s Listening, after a year and a half John and I are “getting the band back together” and will be producing new podcasts within the week!

    We’re changing a few things to make doing the show a little less stressful, but we’ll still be sharing your funny life stories and making fun of middle schoolers so you’ll hardly notice.

    If you read about my crap then you know that I left my position as a children’s pastor (after 13 years) and am at home in recovery and doing the stay-at-home-dad thing. It would be really helpful if some of our faithful long-time fans would consider supporting the show financially.

    We don’t need much. Fifteen bucks a show pays the bills. Jump over to our Patreon Page and check out how fun and rewarding giving us a few bucks can be. Thanks for your consideration!

    Just to be clear. The show is and always will be free… we’re just giving you a chance to show your appreciation and give us a little motivation.

    Oh, and you can start sending your stories in to james@nlcast.com otherwise we’re digging down deep into the massive archive of old and unread stuff… and it’s dusty down there.

    By popular request we relive EP 106 – Elevator Action featuring a simple story by Trevor that is ruined, yet enhanced, by James and a brand-new co-host, John Steinklauber. Thanks Dog King, Drew & Zeke for sending in your favorite NLCast moment.

    Episode Rewound:

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    Do you have a favorite moment from a past NLCast show?

    Send your suggestions to james@nlcast.com! Remember to include the Episode Number and/or Title!

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    How I Podcast – 2014 Edition

    Posted on: February 13, 2014 0 Comments

    I can’t believe I’ve written four of these How I Podcast articles. It’s interesting to go back and see how things have changed. Most of those changes have been in equipment and procedure.

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    The first How I Podcast was written in August, 2007 and then rewritten (counts as the second) and updated in December of the same year. I wish I still had both versions. I was using a $45 cardioid mic (that picked up every sound in the room) along with a USB interface and recording it live to harddrive on a work laptop using Adobe Audition. Recording to a computer was a lot of trouble and something I didn’t stop doing for quite a while. I was actually doing a lot right though thanks to Scott Johnson and Michael “Murloc” who introduced me to Libsyn media hosting and WordPress. [click to continue…]

    Huge thanks to Dan aka Dr. Louie for sending in his favorite NLPast moment. James shares a story where he and his wife are very concerned that they have just been served jerky made from a recently deceased dog. Plus the story’s Recap Song. Enjoy! Plus, your stories and emails!

    Episode Rewound:

    Consider sponsoring an episode for only $5. We’ll dedicate a show to you!

    Do you have a favorite moment from a past NLCast show?

    Send your suggestions to james@nlcast.com! Remember to include the Episode Number and/or Title!

     

    This week Elizabeth invites us to relive the time David convinced Switchboard Suzy that he was a woman stuck in an elevator. Then where he pretended to be stuck in an elevator. Then Zeke requests the “I Like Spaghetti” recap song, a fan favorite.

    Episodes Rewound:

    Consider sponsoring an episode for only $5. We’ll dedicate a show to you!

    Do you have a favorite moment from a past NLCast show?

    Send your suggestions to james@nlcast.com! Remember to include the Episode Number or Title!

    Relive one of the funniest stories and tightest recap songs in NLCast history from Episode 189. Hosted by James Kennison, John Steinklauber, and Ethan Nicolle.

    Big thanks to Luke Barnett for sharing his favorite “NLPast” moment and sparking this idea!

    Do you have a favorite moment from a past NLCast show? Send your suggestions to james@nlcast.com!